wtf to the power of wtf

I mean, wtf though. Three or four hands after some complete fucking clown busted me by calling off 13 blinds with A5 to crack my JJ:

PokerStars Game #27725350557: Tournament #160347613, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/05/02 3:41:28 ET
Table '160347613 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Paodie2k9 (1875 in chips)
Seat 2: theereelmcoy (1205 in chips)
Seat 3: SevinJS (3055 in chips)
Seat 4: BOZZ rk (1865 in chips)
Seat 6: Ripler65 (1820 in chips)
Seat 8: tau837 (1515 in chips)
Seat 9: FR Vessant (2165 in chips)
FR Vessant: posts small blind 50
Paodie2k9: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FR Vessant [Ah Ks]
theereelmcoy: folds
SevinJS: folds
BOZZ rk: folds
Ripler65: folds
tau837: calls 100
FR Vessant: raises 2065 to 2165 and is all-in

EZ shove. No point in raising less than all.

Paodie2k9: folds
tau837: calls 1415 and is all-in

He has T6s.
Uncalled bet (650) returned to FR Vessant
*** FLOP *** [5s 3h 5d]
*** TURN *** [5s 3h 5d] [Td]

nh sir.

Could be worse:

PokerStars Game #27725460714: Tournament #160347635, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/05/02 3:49:02 ET
Table '160347635 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: kenkenuck (1520 in chips)
Seat 3: FR Vessant (4510 in chips)
Seat 6: CoolSaV (3120 in chips)
Seat 7: elric 31 (2460 in chips)
Seat 9: Hoggsnake (1890 in chips)
FR Vessant: posts small blind 75
CoolSaV: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FR Vessant [Kc Kh]
elric 31: folds
Hoggsnake: raises 300 to 450
kenkenuck: folds
FR Vessant: raises 600 to 1050
CoolSaV: folds
Hoggsnake: calls 600
*** FLOP *** [6s Jd 4c]
FR Vessant: bets 840
Hoggsnake: calls 840 and is all-in
FR Vessant said, "wow"
*** TURN *** [6s Jd 4c] [As]
FR Vessant said, "what a cooler"
*** RIVER *** [6s Jd 4c As] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FR Vessant: shows [Kc Kh] (a pair of Kings)
Hoggsnake: shows [Ac Ad] (three of a kind, Aces)
Hoggsnake collected 3930 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3930 | Rake 0
Board [6s Jd 4c As Ts]
Seat 1: kenkenuck (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: FR Vessant (small blind) showed [Kc Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: CoolSaV (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: elric 31 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Hoggsnake showed [Ac Ad] and won (3930) with three of a kind, Aces

I should just openfold KK as well.