Sunday, 10 May 2009


So I had a couple of bowls but I fancied a bit of teh pokahs anyway, and I'm playing a couple of 90-player KOs. This hand is LOL 2 the max:

Full Tilt Poker Game #12134944657: $6 + $0.50 KO Sit & Go (90777535), Table 5 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 8:55:01 ET - 2009/05/10
Seat 1: Eldar44 (2,985)
Seat 3: ivan vuk (3,000)
Seat 4: jsd12 (3,000)
Seat 5: Chrisdorf (3,000)
Seat 6: Okay Alright (2,835)
Seat 7: smarchan11 (2,835)
Seat 8: basatagirl (3,000)
Seat 9: I_wash_and_dry (6,345)
ivan vuk posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to basatagirl [Kd Ks]
jsd12 folds
Chrisdorf calls 30
Okay Alright calls 30
smarchan11 calls 30
basatagirl has 15 seconds left to act
basatagirl raises to 180

Standard obv.

I_wash_and_dry folds
Eldar44 folds
ivan vuk folds
Chrisdorf folds
Okay Alright calls 150
smarchan11 calls 150

Two gamblers ready for action.

*** FLOP *** [2c 8d 2d]

A good flop for me.

Okay Alright checks
smarchan11 checks
basatagirl bets 390
Okay Alright calls 390

I'm just guessing this is not a good call.

smarchan11 raises to 2,655, and is all in

He probably has a pair bigger than 88. If he has 88 or AA, that's poker.

basatagirl raises to 2,820, and is all in

We're not folding.

Okay Alright has 15 seconds left to act
Okay Alright folds
basatagirl shows [Kd Ks]
smarchan11 shows [Kh Kc]


But wait. We have the same hand but I'm a slight favourite. Did you see that? I have a backdoor draw in diamonds, which will come in something like one in 20 times.

Uncalled bet of 165 returned to basatagirl
*** TURN *** [2c 8d 2d] [Ad]


*** RIVER *** [2c 8d 2d Ad] [Jd]

Diamond. So sick.

But you know what I smelled? Justice. Sweet justice. The tard played his hand horribly and for once, he did not get away with it. Of course, all the money's going in on this hand, no matter how he plays it, but still.


Wait though, there's more:

Full Tilt Poker Game #12135125039: $3 + $0.30 KO Sit & Go (90777904), Table 2 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 9:14:57 ET - 2009/05/10
Seat 1: Weini86 (6,520)
Seat 2: otown51 (5,985)
Seat 3: kohle74 (4,225)
Seat 4: Paid4-Anbieter (4,315)
Seat 5: Traveling-Dave (6,550)
Seat 6: pokergal2469 (9,105)
Seat 7: basatagirl (2,600)
Seat 8: basch68 (3,047)
Seat 9: DerStein80 (3,760)
kohle74 posts the small blind of 40
Paid4-Anbieter posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to basatagirl [Qs Qd]

The beeyatches. So it's likely the end of my tourney about now.

Traveling-Dave calls 80
pokergal2469 folds
basatagirl raises to 320

Standard raise.

basch68 folds
DerStein80 folds
Weini86 folds
otown51 folds
kohle74 raises to 1,120

That looks unpleasant.

Paid4-Anbieter calls 1,040


Well, there are two explanations for that call. Either this guy has AA and doesn't want to scare me off. Or he's a retard.

This is a 3.30 so I'm going to look on the bright side and say, retard.

Traveling-Dave folds
basatagirl raises to 2,600, and is all in

So I'm smashing it in.

Look, if I had to put them on hands, I'm saying the first guy has AK and the second guy something absolutely ridiculous like KJs or 66 and he is playing for implied stupid, erm, sorry, I mean "odds".

kohle74 calls 1,480
Paid4-Anbieter calls 1,480

We're a merry crew, are we not?

*** FLOP *** [Kd 5h 2c]

Oh dear.

kohle74 checks
Paid4-Anbieter bets 1,715, and is all in

Seems bad for me.

kohle74 folds
Paid4-Anbieter shows [4h 4s]

What. The. Fuck.

I mean yeah, okay, the first guy doesn't have anything, so if I have an unpaired hand, this works. But how are you even in the hand with that?

basatagirl shows [Qs Qd]
Uncalled bet of 1,715 returned to Paid4-Anbieter
*** TURN *** [Kd 5h 2c] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [Kd 5h 2c Ac] [Ks]

Not that I care. Just do call off your stack with 44 and I'll love you long time.

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