bing bang bong

Okay, so I call a shove with AQs, the other guy has A4 and the board double pairs, which sucks when you have 1K chips, then this:


PokerStars Game #27917306776: Tournament #161697126, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/05/07 7:40:17 ET
Table '161697126 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: greatwhite88 (1200 in chips)
Seat 2: Ottoe (870 in chips)
Seat 3: elmar69 (1168 in chips)
Seat 5: FR Vessant (1237 in chips)
Seat 6: keyser70 (2030 in chips)
Seat 7: Pokeroli1984 (3075 in chips)
Seat 9: des6044 (3920 in chips)
elmar69: posts small blind 75
FR Vessant: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FR Vessant [Qs Qc]
keyser70: calls 150

This is very suspicious. This guy is playing 33/18, so certainly he could be limping a low pair or some other shit, but I'd expect him to raise his whole range.

But whatever. I have the beeyatches and cannot fold.

Pokeroli1984: folds
des6044: folds
greatwhite88: folds
Ottoe: folds
elmar69: folds
FR Vessant said, "I ****ing hope you don't have AA"

You're laughing now, bro.

FR Vessant: raises 1087 to 1237 and is all-in
keyser70: calls 1087

He has AA, of course.

*** FLOP *** [5h 4c 6c]
FR Vessant said, "LOL"
FR Vessant said, "****ing queens"
*** TURN *** [5h 4c 6c] [7s]
FR Vessant said, "I hate them"
*** RIVER *** [5h 4c 6c 7s] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FR Vessant: shows [Qs Qc] (a straight, Four to Eight)
keyser70: shows [Ah Ac] (a straight, Four to Eight)
FR Vessant collected 1275 from pot
keyser70 collected 1274 from pot
FR Vessant said, "LOLOLOLOLOL"

All's well etc.

Then:

PokerStars Game #27917360939: Tournament #161697126, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/05/07 7:43:20 ET
Table '161697126 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: greatwhite88 (1050 in chips)
Seat 2: Ottoe (1965 in chips)
Seat 3: elmar69 (223 in chips)
Seat 5: FR Vessant (1425 in chips)
Seat 6: keyser70 (1842 in chips)
Seat 7: Pokeroli1984 (3075 in chips)
Seat 9: des6044 (3920 in chips)
greatwhite88: posts small blind 75
Ottoe: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FR Vessant [Ah Jh]

Nice.

elmar69: raises 73 to 223 and is all-in

Sweet. Shortstack overlay!

FR Vessant: raises 1202 to 1425 and is all-in
keyser70: folds
Pokeroli1984: folds
des6044: folds
greatwhite88: folds
Ottoe: folds
Uncalled bet (1202) returned to FR Vessant

He has KK!! Can you credit it?

*** FLOP *** [7s 2c 6s]
*** TURN *** [7s 2c 6s] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [7s 2c 6s 8h] [Tc]

So three great hands, and I net 0 chips from them. I know, I should be grateful at the huge suckout with QQ, but fml eh?

Update: Just so's I'm not always whining, I should note that I actually ended up second, thanks to villains so bad I felt I should write them thankyou notes.