Friday 1 May 2009

He has WHAT?

This is as bad as it gets.


PokerStars Game #27686249844: Tournament #160081371, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/05/01 1:23:58 ET
Table '160081371 1' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: FR Vessant (1658 in chips)
Seat 2: 1stRyo (2040 in chips)
Seat 4: hogfan005 (1140 in chips)
Seat 6: ryan1111 (2302 in chips)
Seat 8: LSA2199 (6360 in chips)
LSA2199: posts small blind 50
FR Vessant: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FR Vessant [5d 4h]
1stRyo: folds
hogfan005: calls 100
ryan1111: folds
LSA2199: calls 50
FR Vessant: checks
*** FLOP *** [3h 7c 6h]

I flop the straight so I'm obviously delighted.

LSA2199: checks
FR Vessant: bets 200

Bet out to build pot.


hogfan005: calls 200
LSA2199: calls 200
*** TURN *** [3h 7c 6h] [As]
LSA2199: checks
FR Vessant: bets 700
hogfan005: folds
LSA2199: calls 700

Bet near pot this time.

*** RIVER *** [3h 7c 6h As] [4d]

Not great if he had a 5.

LSA2199: checks
FR Vessant: bets 658 and is all-in
LSA2199: calls 658
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FR Vessant: shows [5d 4h] (a straight, Three to Seven)
LSA2199: shows [5s 8c] (a straight, Four to Eight)

OMG.

Makes the other bad beats seem somehow standard.

***


Well, almost:

PokerStars Game #27686457964: Tournament #160079417, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2009/05/01 1:35:07 ET
Table '160079417 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: FR Vessant (2010 in chips)
Seat 4: Onenonlymush (5565 in chips)
Seat 6: dickkemp (2665 in chips)
Seat 9: Drock1360 (3260 in chips)
FR Vessant: posts small blind 100
Onenonlymush: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FR Vessant [Ad 9d]
dickkemp: folds
Drock1360: folds
FR Vessant: raises 1810 to 2010 and is all-in
Onenonlymush: calls 1810

He has A2, hooray!

*** FLOP *** [2c 2s 5h]

Oh.

PokerStars Game #27686409731: Tournament #160081495, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/05/01 1:32:27 ET
Table '160081495 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Chico117 (2900 in chips)
Seat 7: FR Vessant (2005 in chips)
Seat 8: postpokerman (3000 in chips)
Seat 9: 1stRyo (5595 in chips)
FR Vessant: posts small blind 75
postpokerman: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FR Vessant [Kh Jd]
1stRyo: folds
Chico117: folds
FR Vessant: raises 1855 to 2005 and is all-in
postpokerman: calls 1855

He has AA.

Same guy:

PokerStars Game #27686636362: Tournament #160081527, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2009/05/01 1:45:13 ET
Table '160081527 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: postpokerman (3565 in chips)
Seat 3: jYoungin30 (4180 in chips)
Seat 5: FR Vessant (2780 in chips)
Seat 6: Mage Vivi (2975 in chips)
FR Vessant: posts small blind 100
Mage Vivi: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FR Vessant [Kd Kc]
postpokerman: raises 400 to 600
jYoungin30: folds
FR Vessant: raises 2180 to 2780 and is all-in

Yay!

Mage Vivi: folds
postpokerman: calls 2180

He has QsTd.

*** FLOP *** [Ks 2s Ad]

I have a set!

*** TURN *** [Ks 2s Ad] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 2s Ad 4s] [6s]

There's his flush!

Blind versus blind mojo not working:

PokerStars Game #27686615887: Tournament #160081567, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/05/01 1:44:02 ET
Table '160081567 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: hh1313 (3015 in chips)
Seat 4: ErkkiMetsola (6403 in chips)
Seat 5: FR Vessant (2290 in chips)
Seat 6: bigbb111 (1792 in chips)
FR Vessant: posts small blind 75
bigbb111: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FR Vessant [8s Kh]
hh1313: folds
ErkkiMetsola: folds
FR Vessant: raises 2140 to 2290 and is all-in
bigbb111: calls 1642 and is all-in

He has AT.
Uncalled bet (498) returned to FR Vessant
*** FLOP *** [5c 2d 7s]
*** TURN *** [5c 2d 7s] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [5c 2d 7s 3s] [4s]

I miss everything obviously and he even gets a straight for good measure.

*** SHOW DOWN ***
FR Vessant: shows [8s Kh] (high card King)
bigbb111: shows [Td Ac] (a straight, Ace to Five)
bigbb111 collected 3584 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3584 | Rake 0
Board [5c 2d 7s 3s 4s]
Seat 1: hh1313 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ErkkiMetsola (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: FR Vessant (small blind) showed [8s Kh] and lost with high card King
Seat 6: bigbb111 (big blind) showed [Td Ac] and won (3584) with a straight, Ace to Five



PokerStars Game #27686631451: Tournament #160081567, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2009/05/01 1:44:55 ET
Table '160081567 1' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: hh1313 (2815 in chips)
Seat 4: ErkkiMetsola (6403 in chips)
Seat 5: FR Vessant (498 in chips)
Seat 6: bigbb111 (3784 in chips)
hh1313: posts small blind 100
ErkkiMetsola: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FR Vessant [9s 9d]
FR Vessant: raises 298 to 498 and is all-in
bigbb111: calls 498
hh1313: folds
ErkkiMetsola: folds

He has AT again.
*** FLOP *** [2s Qh Qc]
*** TURN *** [2s Qh Qc] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [2s Qh Qc Kh] [Ts]

So that's nice.

PokerStars Game #27686631921: Tournament #160080802, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2009/05/01 1:44:57 ET
Table '160080802 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 7: outlawdog81 (5730 in chips)
Seat 8: FR Vessant (7770 in chips)
outlawdog81: posts the ante 25
FR Vessant: posts the ante 25
outlawdog81: posts small blind 100
FR Vessant: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FR Vessant [Ad Tc]
outlawdog81: raises 200 to 400

Has been minraising a lot.

FR Vessant: raises 600 to 1000

So I 3bet.

outlawdog81: raises 600 to 1600

The min4bet is repping a big hand, but I don't believe him.

FR Vessant: raises 6145 to 7745 and is all-in
outlawdog81: calls 4105 and is all-in

He has QJ and obviously should have folded at either opportunity.

Uncalled bet (2040) returned to FR Vessant
*** FLOP *** [Kh Ah Td]

FUCK. MY. LUCK.

Obviously I don't hit my outs.

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