wtf 5

When you're down, you're down. I'm not going to post any more bad beats. They're just so depressing. But man, can't the poker gods punish these fucking idiots ONCE IN A WHILE?

Full Tilt Poker Game #8422676023: $11 + $1 Sit & Go (Turbo) (64092790), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:32:41 ET - 2008/10/09
Seat 1: nejaimes (1,485)
Seat 2: shides (1,875)
Seat 3: RichyRich_OH (1,750)
Seat 4: basatagirl (1,455)
Seat 5: jmunsworth (1,450)
Seat 6: BigDave1078 (1,160)
Seat 7: caligulas (1,460)
Seat 8: suckmedeck (1,470)
Seat 9: sunshine202 (1,395)
caligulas posts the small blind of 25
suckmedeck posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to basatagirl [Qd Qh]
sunshine202 folds
nejaimes folds
shides calls 50
RichyRich_OH calls 50
basatagirl raises to 275

Standard sort of raise.

jmunsworth has 15 seconds left to act
jmunsworth folds
BigDave1078 folds
caligulas folds
suckmedeck folds
shides folds
RichyRich_OH has 15 seconds left to act
RichyRich_OH calls 225

Now I'll tell you, he has 55. This is an atrocious call. He won't hit a set often enough to make this good, and he can't be confident enough of his hand to call a cbet.

*** FLOP *** [6s Ts 2s]
RichyRich_OH has 15 seconds left to act
RichyRich_OH checks
basatagirl bets 1,180, and is all in

Okay, the all spades flop is superbad, so I shove to, I hope, make single-card flush draws fold.

RichyRich_OH calls 1,180
basatagirl shows [Qd Qh]
RichyRich_OH shows [5s 5c]

Fat fucking chance of that. Having called preflop getting less than 7 to 1 to stack me if he hits a set, this fuckwit is not folding getting the exactly right odds to hit if I do not hold a spade.

He can't even spell ICM, let alone realise that he's losing money even if he hits.


*** TURN *** [6s Ts 2s] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [6s Ts 2s 2h] [3s]

And why should he? I'm not even going to ask why the poker gods couldn't, just for once, have let me have the Qs, so that he was left drawing nearly dead. Not that he wouldn't then have rivered a 5.