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PokerStars Game #17833623493: Tournament #90446020, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2008/06/01 - 01:40:53 (ET)
Table '90446020 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: thwack315 (1868 in chips)
Seat 3: roadplyr (1350 in chips)
Seat 4: oryx_3 (4867 in chips)
Seat 7: kryptaker (4020 in chips)
Seat 9: FR Vessant (1395 in chips)
oryx_3: posts small blind 50
kryptaker: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FR Vessant [Qh Qd]
FR Vessant: raises 200 to 300
thwack315: folds
roadplyr: folds
oryx_3: calls 250
kryptaker: folds
*** FLOP *** [Tc 9s 4s]
oryx_3: checks
FR Vessant: bets 500
oryx_3: raises 500 to 1000
FR Vessant: raises 95 to 1095 and is all-in
oryx_3: calls 95
*** TURN *** [Tc 9s 4s] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 9s 4s Ks] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
oryx_3: shows [Ah Kh] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
FR Vessant: shows [Qh Qd] (two pair, Queens and Nines)
FR Vessant said, "omg"
oryx_3 collected 2890 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2890 | Rake 0
Board [Tc 9s 4s Ks 9d]
Seat 2: thwack315 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: roadplyr (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: oryx_3 (small blind) showed [Ah Kh] and won (2890) with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 7: kryptaker (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: FR Vessant showed [Qh Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Nines
His play is so bad, it's a joke. He has six outs on the flop, and he has to put me on a made hand there. I am just guessing he thinks I had AK/AQ. They always do!
There's worse though:
PokerStars Game #17833923317: Tournament #90445829, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2008/06/01 - 02:04:14 (ET)
Table '90445829 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: rffhs (4590 in chips)
Seat 2: WolfenAround (400 in chips)
Seat 3: RaiseThis5 (1280 in chips)
Seat 4: agenbite (2980 in chips)
Seat 5: coachfoot20 (1960 in chips)
Seat 9: FR Vessant (2290 in chips)
rffhs: posts the ante 25
WolfenAround: posts the ante 25
RaiseThis5: posts the ante 25
agenbite: posts the ante 25
coachfoot20: posts the ante 25
FR Vessant: posts the ante 25
rffhs: posts small blind 100
WolfenAround: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FR Vessant [4h 4s]
RaiseThis5: folds
agenbite: folds
coachfoot20: folds
FR Vessant: raises 400 to 600
rffhs: folds
WolfenAround: calls 175 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (225) returned to FR Vessant
Against guy who must call with any two, 44 is more than good enough. I just raise, because I don't want to be called by SB and if he shoves, I'll fold.
The BB picks up AJs. It's just unreal. He must call but just happens to have a great hand. Still I'm ahead.
*** FLOP *** [Kh 9d 5s]
He needs runner runner, so it's gg him, right?
*** TURN *** [Kh 9d 5s] [9s]
Runner.
*** RIVER *** [Kh 9d 5s 9s] [7s]
Runner.
*** SHOW DOWN ***
WolfenAround: shows [As Js] (a flush, Ace high)
FR Vessant: shows [4h 4s] (two pair, Nines and Fours)
FR Vessant said, "omg"
You are very right, FR.
How about if you catch a rubbish bluff?
PokerStars Game #17833999764: Tournament #90446001, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2008/06/01 - 02:10:24 (ET)
Table '90446001 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: antho46 (3500 in chips)
Seat 4: FR Vessant (10000 in chips)
antho46: posts the ante 25
FR Vessant: posts the ante 25
antho46: posts small blind 100
FR Vessant: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FR Vessant [8c Ah]
antho46: calls 100
He is raising anything decent, so I know he has rubbish.
FR Vessant: raises 600 to 800
Sometimes I'll just check a raggy ace, but I figure this guy will fold. I've played vaaaaaiiiirrrryyy tight since the bubble, which started at t50, so he must think I'm some sort of nit.
BTW, Father Luke, note that even though we say you should loosen up later in the game, sometimes it's right to stay tight. If the opportunities don't come and relative stack sizes dictate tightness, don't feel you have to be over aggressive.
antho46: raises 2675 to 3475 and is all-in
Nah. I don't buy it.
FR Vessant: calls 2675
And he has QT. Obv. this is a terrible bluff. I think I did raise/fold once earlier in the game, but this is different: I'm in the big blind, raising his limp. I won't do that particularly light, and have only done it once or twice to him. I read him perfectly and now he's fuxxord.
*** FLOP *** [8d 2d 5s]
*** TURN *** [8d 2d 5s] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [8d 2d 5s 2s] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FR Vessant: shows [8c Ah] (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
antho46: shows [Qs Th] (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
FR Vessant said, "god you suck"
Tell him, FR.
Still, I did beat him. I shoved with some raggy ace and he called for his whole stack with KJ and my hand held up. I guess his call was okay and I would have made it too.
At another table. WolfenAround is short again after sucking out three times all in.
PokerStars Game #17834018922: Tournament #90445829, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2008/06/01 - 02:11:58 (ET)
Table '90445829 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: rffhs (5940 in chips)
Seat 2: WolfenAround (135 in chips)
Seat 4: agenbite (2680 in chips)
Seat 5: coachfoot20 (1640 in chips)
Seat 9: FR Vessant (3105 in chips)
rffhs: posts the ante 25
WolfenAround: posts the ante 25
agenbite: posts the ante 25
coachfoot20: posts the ante 25
FR Vessant: posts the ante 25
FR Vessant: posts small blind 200
rffhs: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FR Vessant [Qc Ad]
WolfenAround: calls 110 and is all-in
agenbite: folds
coachfoot20: raises 1215 to 1615 and is all-in
FR Vessant: calls 1415
rffhs: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jd Kh 4d]
*** TURN *** [Jd Kh 4d] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Kh 4d 2c] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FR Vessant: shows [Qc Ad] (high card Ace)
coachfoot20: shows [8h Ah] (high card Ace - lower kicker)
FR Vessant collected 3300 from side pot
WolfenAround: shows [5s Kc] (a pair of Kings)
WolfenAround collected 565 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3865 Main pot 565. Side pot 3300. | Rake 0
Board [Jd Kh 4d 2c 3s]
Seat 1: rffhs (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: WolfenAround showed [5s Kc] and won (565) with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: agenbite folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: coachfoot20 (button) showed [8h Ah] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 9: FR Vessant (small blind) showed [Qc Ad] and won (3300) with high card Ace
Well, okay. He's basically gone and we're on the bubble. So when I pick up 99 against his blind, he's gone right?
PokerStars Game #17834038314: Tournament #90445829, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2008/06/01 - 02:13:34 (ET)
Table '90445829 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: rffhs (5540 in chips)
Seat 2: WolfenAround (590 in chips)
Seat 4: agenbite (2630 in chips)
Seat 9: FR Vessant (4740 in chips)
rffhs: posts the ante 25
WolfenAround: posts the ante 25
agenbite: posts the ante 25
FR Vessant: posts the ante 25
WolfenAround: posts small blind 200
agenbite: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FR Vessant [9s 9d]
FR Vessant: raises 4315 to 4715 and is all-in
rffhs: folds
WolfenAround: calls 365 and is all-in
agenbite: folds
Uncalled bet (4150) returned to FR Vessant
*** FLOP *** [Jc Kc Ac]
*** TURN *** [Jc Kc Ac] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [Jc Kc Ac Ks] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
WolfenAround: shows [Th Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
FR Vessant: shows [9s 9d] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
WolfenAround collected 1630 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1630 | Rake 0
Board [Jc Kc Ac Ks 2s]
Seat 1: rffhs (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: WolfenAround (small blind) showed [Th Kh] and won (1630) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 4: agenbite (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: FR Vessant showed [9s 9d] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
Wrong. Five times behind me; five times he sucks out. Each time he's all in. I am gnawing the desk in frustration.
Still, I did go on to win the game:
PokerStars Game #17834190241: Tournament #90445829, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2008/06/01 - 02:26:29 (ET)
Table '90445829 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: rffhs (6390 in chips)
Seat 9: FR Vessant (7110 in chips)
rffhs: posts the ante 50
FR Vessant: posts the ante 50
rffhs: posts small blind 300
FR Vessant: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FR Vessant [9s Kc]
rffhs: raises 5740 to 6340 and is all-in
FR Vessant: calls 5740
*** FLOP *** [9h Qh Ks]
FR Vessant said, "sigh"
Dramatic irony. FR is sighing because he is dominated, but he doesn't know he is going to suck out!
Bravo, FR. We love you bro.
Actually, I had also sucked out on the bubble. Some guy shoved 1.2K and I pushed over with AJ and 2.7K. I flopped a J. I felt a bit sad about it because it meant the suckout merchant who had luckboxed his way from 100 chips to respectability by getting his cards in bad and winning now made the money. I didn't even have the pleasure of knocking him out.
If you sixtable, as I did today, you don't generally know what happens to other players, but this was the last of my set, so I was more aware of what was going on.
*** TURN *** [9h Qh Ks] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [9h Qh Ks 5h] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FR Vessant: shows [9s Kc] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
rffhs: shows [9c As] (a pair of Nines)
FR Vessant collected 12780 from pot
gg FR.
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