Tuesday 12 June 2007

Not that window!

I am crying. Sometimes in PokerRoom, when you have two windows, one will pop up when you are doing an action in the other. That can lead to folding in the wrong window. Like here:
Texas Hold'em $0.25-$0.50 (Real Money), #43,702,128 Table El Alaiun, 12 Mar 2007 3:11 AM ET
Seat 1: abex66 ($14.10 in chips)
Seat 2: jismbreathe ($5.45 in chips)
Seat 3: baragon ($13.75 in chips)
Seat 4: TomatoTom ($4.85 in chips)
Seat 5: vonschnappen ($6.55 in chips)
Seat 6: Jegola ($13.60 in chips)
Seat 7: Dr Zen ($26.25 in chips)
Seat 8: cheef82 ($22.50 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS Dr Zen posts blind ($0.15), cheef82 posts blind ($0.25).

PRE-FLOP abex66 folds, jismbreathe calls $0.25, baragon folds, TomatoTom folds, vonschnappen calls $0.25, Jegola folds, Dr Zen calls $0.10, cheef82 checks. Easy call from the small blind.
FLOP [board cards 5C,6H,KC ]
You beauty! I hit my set and now I extract the money! Dr Zen bets $0.25, cheef82 calls $0.25, jismbreathe bets $0.50

This guy I know to be an idiot.

vonschnappen folds, Dr Zen bets $0.50, cheef82 calls $0.50

And this guy's a very weak calling station. It's your dream when you have a set. A lagtard who will jam it with you and a calling station who will put dead money in.

jismbreathe bets $0.50, Dr Zen calls $0.25, cheef82 calls $0.25.

TURN [board cards 5C,6H,KC,KH ] Dr Zen checks, cheef82 checks, jismbreathe bets $0.50

I knew the lagtard would bet it for me...

Dr Zen bets $1

... so I C/R'd him

cheef82 calls $1, jismbreathe bets $1, Dr Zen bets $1

And more! If he has K6 or K5 I'm fucked, but the chances are he has Kx, 6x, 5x, a small pair or fuck all.

cheef82 calls $1, jismbreathe calls $0.50.

RIVER [board cards 5C,6H,KC,KH,AS ]

Want to bet I can't checkraise the fucking idiot again?

Dr Zen checks, cheef82 checks, jismbreathe bets $0.50, Dr Zen bets $1

LOL. Now to rake it in. Come to poppa!

cheef82 calls $1, jismbreathe bets $1, Dr Zen folds
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I was folding trash in the other window. One bad click just lost me 13 bucks 75. I am sobbing like a child who's lost his favourite toy.

cheef82 calls $0.50.

SHOWDOWN jismbreathe shows [ 3S,AC ]
Oh. My. Sweet. Jeebus.
cheef82 mucks cards [ 6C,QD ]
See? Called a ton of bets with middle pair.
jismbreathe wins $13.75.
That's my money!
SUMMARY Dealer: Jegola Pot: $14, (including rake: $0.25) abex66, loses $0 jismbreathe, bets $4.75, collects $13.75, net $9 baragon, loses $0 TomatoTom, loses $0 vonschnappen, loses $0.25 Jegola, loses $0 Dr Zen, loses $4.25
Sigh. I make about 3BB/100. A bit more maybe since PokerRoom tightened up (because I play more hands against maniacs and less against suckout merchants maybe?). So I lost 300 hands' profit. (I would have netted 600 hands' worth of winnings.) Sigh.

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