wtf

Now Stars is taking the piss.

I have not been dealt a playable hand all game. I mean literally that my stats are 0/0.

So...

PokerStars Game #27645550313: Tournament #159802633, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/04/29 22:19:03 ET
Table '159802633 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Drquicksanti (3168 in chips)
Seat 3: Carolingq (6334 in chips)
Seat 5: RussellN0 (1830 in chips)
Seat 7: Rounders333 (1268 in chips)
Seat 8: FR Vessant (900 in chips)
Drquicksanti: posts small blind 50
Carolingq: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FR Vessant [Ac Qh]
RussellN0: folds
Rounders333: raises 300 to 400
FR Vessant: raises 500 to 900 and is all-in

Have to get it in with this hand obviously.

Drquicksanti: folds
Carolingq: folds
Rounders333: calls 500

He has AhQd.

Sigh. Oh well, split pot right?

*** FLOP *** [2d 4d 2h]
*** TURN *** [2d 4d 2h] [Ad]

OMG.

Surely it's not possible that I will have this happen to me? Surely there won't be a diamond on the river.

*** RIVER *** [2d 4d 2h Ad] [Jd]

wat