wtf wtf wtf

So I fire up two more. A 20 and a 10.

In the 20, I have little play and get blinded down. Then this:


PokerStars Game #27649309675: Tournament #159826469, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/04/30 0:50:57 ET
Table '159826469 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: rvileo (2670 in chips)
Seat 2: raknrun1 (2776 in chips)
Seat 4: FR Vessant (970 in chips)
Seat 5: nzonin (1191 in chips)
Seat 6: razor1232 (2380 in chips)
Seat 7: hollycrap-01 (1125 in chips)
Seat 8: Ninja Tiger (2388 in chips)
raknrun1: posts small blind 75
FR Vessant: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FR Vessant [Ks Kc]
nzonin: folds
razor1232: folds
hollycrap-01: raises 450 to 600

This is a very very bad fish. She hasn't raised much, but obviously I'm delighted at the opportunity to get all my chips in with KK.

Ninja Tiger: folds
rvileo: calls 600

Not so happy about the caller. Prefer to be HU.

raknrun1: folds
FR Vessant: raises 370 to 970 and is all-in
hollycrap-01: calls 370
rvileo: calls 370
*** FLOP *** [2d 9s 4c]

Looking good.

hollycrap-01: checks
rvileo: checks
*** TURN *** [2d 9s 4c] [Td]
hollycrap-01: checks
rvileo: checks
*** RIVER *** [2d 9s 4c Td] [9d]
hollycrap-01: bets 155 and is all-in

Oh dear. Does she have a 9?

rvileo: folds

LOLOLOLOL. He just folded getting 20 to 1! Okay, she's probably not bluffing, but wtf?

Uncalled bet (155) returned to hollycrap-01
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hollycrap-01: shows [Tc Ts] (a full house, Tens full of Nines)

Oh. Another two-outer. That's nice. This happens EVERY FUCKING TOURNAMENT. Every time I am all in with KK, QQ or JJ before the flop, I get busted. EVERY FUCKING TIME.

FR Vessant: shows [Ks Kc] (two pair, Kings and Nines)

So in the 10, we have the following lineup:

PokerStars Game #27649439304: Tournament #159826784, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/04/30 0:57:25 ET
Table '159826784 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: railbird99 (1925 in chips)

Fish.

Seat 3: vikefan1180 (6115 in chips)

Tard who was down to like 700 chips and luckboxed his way to 6K. It helped that bigdog7878 is a complete fool.


Seat 5: bigdog7878 (3940 in chips)

A complete fool.

Seat 9: FR Vessant (1520 in chips)
vikefan1180: posts small blind 75
bigdog7878: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FR Vessant [5h Ah]
FR Vessant: raises 1370 to 1520 and is all-in

A bit wide because bigdog is such a fool, but he hasn't called all that many shoves, even when he was deep. When he's raised, he's called a shove afterwards, but not many openshoves. vikefan has made plenty of comments that suggest his calling standards are very tight, so I'm not worried about him. railbird will be calling tight too. So I think it looks okay.

railbird99: folds
vikefan1180: folds
bigdog7878: calls 1370

He has QhJh. To be honest, if I'd known he had it and would call with it, I would have shoved for sure, so I'm not too upset. I have my money in good and surely I can have this one hold up?

*** FLOP *** [Jc 3h 5d]

Oh.