Omahahahahhahahhahahaha fools

Having said that, the fishes' complete inability to, erm, think can help us too:

PokerStars Game #26659436043: Tournament #200904021, $10+$1 Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit - Level XV (600/1200) - 2009/04/02 20:38:27 ET
Table '200904021 462' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: hippie adoni (53069 in chips)
Seat 2: dugomo (25975 in chips)
Seat 3: mickeydsboy (25430 in chips)
Seat 4: Mustang302 (42078 in chips)
Seat 5: FR Vessant (68954 in chips)
Seat 6: Neal_0825 (6328 in chips)
Seat 7: doomino (19074 in chips)
Seat 8: Canuck (16512 in chips)
Seat 9: Draughts (36464 in chips)
hippie adoni: posts small blind 600
dugomo: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FR Vessant [2s As 5h Ac]
mickeydsboy: calls 1200
Mustang302: folds
FR Vessant: raises 4200 to 5400

I have a huge hand so I raise pot.


Neal_0825: folds
doomino: folds
Canuck: folds
Draughts: folds
hippie adoni: folds
dugomo: calls 4200

Let me tell you that this guy has 77J3, with the 73 suited in spades.

WTF. How did this fool ever get this far in this tourney? I mean, really.

mickeydsboy: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ad 9s 2c]

I flop the nuts and there's no flush draw there. Only the low end is a problem.

dugomo: checks
FR Vessant: bets 12600

Still, I'm betting pot, and if he wants to call with a crappy low draw, that's okay by me.

dugomo: calls 12600
*** TURN *** [Ad 9s 2c] [8s]

Now there's a flush draw out there, but I have it. If he had a draw to the low, he's made it hough, which is a pity. I can still draw out on many lows though, so all's not lost.
dugomo: checks
FR Vessant: bets 37800

I put him in of course.

dugomo: calls 7975 and is all-in

And I'm just astonished to see he's drawing to a very bad low.

Uncalled bet (29825) returned to FR Vessant
*** RIVER *** [Ad 9s 2c 8s] [3c]

Which he misses.