mawh

Back to normal in the very next game.

If you're interested in learning how to play poker, the correct play for this fucktard would be to fold his hand preflop the first time round. When I shove, he should definitely fold. There's no way he's ahead, even if I wasn't a tight player. He actually snapcalled, and I was expecting to see a big pair.

Full Tilt Poker Game #8107333251: $11 + $1 Sit & Go (Turbo) (61668882), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:27:52 ET - 2008/09/17
Seat 1: GrumpyTony (740)
Seat 2: tl139 (1,440)
Seat 3: basatagirl (1,245)
Seat 4: scep99 (1,620)
Seat 5: chuckie1950 (2,320)
Seat 7: Hardecore (1,380)
Seat 8: redins502 (1,450)
Seat 9: renbo1 (3,305)
redins502 posts the small blind of 25
renbo1 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to basatagirl [Kd Ks]
GrumpyTony folds
tl139 folds
basatagirl raises to 150
scep99 has 15 seconds left to act
scep99 raises to 350
chuckie1950 folds
Hardecore folds
redins502 has 15 seconds left to act
redins502 folds
renbo1 folds
basatagirl raises to 1,245, and is all in
scep99 calls 895
basatagirl shows [Kd Ks]
scep99 shows [Qc Ah]

That's terrible. More often than not he has three outs here, basically. I've only shown one hand this tourney and that was AK (which is why I don't have a full stack). I've folded everything else. But this is what you get in these games. He doesn't care what I have. He has AQ and it's a monstah!

*** FLOP *** [3s Th Qs]
*** TURN *** [3s Th Qs] [Ac]

Three outs are enough though, obv.

Well, that sucks, but I suppose I will enjoy the times I win.